in case you were wondering how delusional i can get, here’s a to-do list
The product of boredom while waiting at the Manila Hotel.
1. Learn a new language, preferably Swahili (just so I can say “Yeah, I speak three languages. English, Tagalog and Swahili.”) or Portuguese so I can smooth-talk my way with people when I go to Brazil. Yesagirlcandream.
2. Learn to drive.
3. And then hotwire a car. Don’t die without hotwiring a car.
4. Hang out on a beach in Australia.
5. Live in New York, be a The Strokes groupie for some time until I marry any one of them. Preferably Julian. I know, he’s married. Boo.
6. Set up a famous money-making blog, preferably about fashion. Or music. Or film. Or just about me. Dammit Bryan you have raised the bar up so high.
IN OTHER NEWS, I am pretty happy with my real life. Yesterday was fun. Last night was even more fun. Bow.
